The name is Victoria, but you can call me Pipi.
Me and my best friend's text chat yesterday when I found I had no internet.
| Me: | I have no internet, Tef. I'm gonna die. |
| Stephanie: | hoho!! Noo at your place?..that's weird... |
| Me: | Not even Cable! Fibertel is shit! |
| Stephanie: | HAHAHA!!! NOOOO, Honey!! BREATH! PEACE! IT'LL COME BACK! Go for a walk? |
| Me: | Tomorrow is comming the internet guy. TOMORROW! |
| Stephanie: | Haha read a book!...hahah I was gonna tell you to watch tv but then I thought OMG she doesn't have that either! It's like living in SXIX!!! |
| Me: | Life hates me. |
| Sthepanie: | go on sweetie, I we can text all day, I'm here for you. Either way I don't have any money to go somewhere else... |
| Me: | I WONT HAVE INTERNET 'TILL TOMORROW |
| Stephanie: | I'm here, honey, I'm here. |
| Me: | I'm so nervous! |
| Me: | I'm gonna start to shake at any time. |
| Stephanie: | but don't you have internet on your cellphone? or Facebook, or twitter? |
| Me: | yeah! but Claro's 3G is a joke! |
| Stephanie: | Noooooooooooo! You're right Honey, life hates you. It was meant to be. |
| Me: | It's all so sad...maybe if I kill my self the pain will go away. |
| Stephanie: | I was gonna tell you the same thing. C'monnnnn hold on!!! It's just one day...or two...MAYBE TWO |
| Me: | nooooooooooooooo!!!! I hate you! I hate you so much! You can't bring that thought to my mind! no! TWO DAYS WITHOUT INTERNET AND TV? I don't know how homeless people live... |
| Me: | I'm crying. |
| Stephanie: | Do you see what you're saying? It's on! this is fase 1: MADNESS. Luckly I work tonight and I don¿t have to see you at all! I don't want to have dinner with you today! I can picture you like "Hi, Pip!" "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID TO ME? QUEEEEE? WHERE IS MY INTERNET? OHHHHH INTERNEEEET MY PRECIOUS!!!" |
| Me: | Oh! No! Oh! God! Life can't be this aweful. |
| Me: | Where are you? |
| Stephanie: | oh! My dear! You could DIE on a time machine, like, DIE. |
| Stephanie: | I'm on a class, and I had to go to therapy asswell, I do more stuff than just sleeping, you know? |
| Me: | It would be different in a time machine, because I would be prepared. I was no prepared this morning. |
| Me: | Oh no! You silly! I went to your apartment and you weren't there! |
| Me: | TONIGHT KAT'S GONNA UPLOAD THE LAS CHAPTER OF LITTLE NUMBERS AND I'M GONNA MISS IT, STEPHANIE! |
| Stephanie: | Let it go, Pipi. Kill yourself. It's destiny. |
| Me: | I'm seriously considerating suicide. |
| Stephanie: | hahaha don't be silly! It's just two days! You can cook! Make me brownies! |
| Me: | Yeah! I'll be cooking and NOT READDING THE END OF LITTLE NUMBERS! |
| Stephanie: | You'll read it tomorrow! I tell you, you're going nuts! MAKE ME BROWNIES! |
| Me: | You don't understand! I'm gonna miss the rios. I'm nothing without the riot. |
| Stephanie: | What's that? |
| Me: | It doesn't matter. I need it. |
| Stephanie: | MAKE ME BROWNIES! |
| Me: | WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE? |
| Stephanie: | I don't know..there just happen...haha |
| Me: | Oh Sweetie! You are losing your english! TAKE IT BACK |
| Stephanie: | Suck it! I can't, I lost it, I can't remember one thing. It's hopeless. HOPELESS |
| Me: | What are you gonna do when you go to see me to LA? |
| Stehpanie: | I'll just hire a slave... |
| Me: | I'm gonna blow up |
| Stephanie: | Always remember that I love you. |
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| Glee: | don't stop believing! |
| Glee: | except you, Kurt. You can stop believing |
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| Normal person: | Crying over real relationships |
| Me: | Violently sobbing over OTP |
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